Mom and adolescent kid turkey are off on a field trip. All young wild turkeys are home-schooled. She is going to show him something enigmatic. They cannot ride the Trainrideoftheenigmas because they would be forced to board as "livestock". I do not like boarding trains as livestock, why should they?
And where are they going?
Mom instructs, "Jump and flap until you gain the top fence rail."
"Wow Mom, I didn't even know we could do that! Flap-flap-up-up!"
"We turkeys call it kaboingulating. Now..."
"...Kaboingulate down onto that stump below."
"What do you see?"
"Nothing unusual, Mom. What should I be seeing?"
"Turn around. Turn your head around too!"
"The little thinky thing on top of you."
"Oh! Oh my!"
"What's this?""It's a statue of birds, Son, built by humans to show how much they love us."
"They love us?"
"Some of them do, Son, like the pretty lady taking photos of you, but there are many more humans who are very dangerous and disrespecful."
"Like how, Mom?"
"Like in November especially, they're insulting, disrespectful and dangerous."
"Well, we turkeys have an old saying, 'Beware of Humans! They'll chop your head off and throw it in your face!"
"Yikes, I don't want to end up like that. Run Mom!"
"Lesson learned, Son. You get an 'A' for today."