Sunday morning comes and our subject is wakened by his skeleton crawling out and offering to haul him around in the pillow case. Let us draw a curtain over that mis-start. Everyone knows the day after Saturday was Monday this week. At 8 a.m., our subject visits his doctor who runs a sonogram for blood clots a recommends therapeutic hobbling. No one to turn to now except Manny, Moe and Jack.
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